With each hour that passes, we're just a little bit closer to May 13th, a.k.a the release day for All Lined Up, a.k.a. Cora is freaking out/imploding from excitement and/or nervousness.
You've already met our heroine Dallas Cole and her best friend Stella Santos, and you may be wondering "How do two people who are so very different manage to stay friends?" Dallas and Stella are basically poster children for the old saying, "Opposites Attract." Dallas is shy and awkward with a side of I-Hate-Everything. Stella is the life of the party, and nothing gets her down. When Dallas is all like,
Stella's all like,
Here's a little snippet from the book to explain their system:
We have this rule, something that’s helped us stay friends despite
how
completely polar opposite our personalities are. It’s a
system
of give and take, wherein I temper her crazy side and she
forces
me to live a little.
When
Stella showed up to take the SATs drunk, she got the
Dallas
Cole Don’t- Be- A- Douche Stamp of Disapproval. It was my
non-
nagging way of telling her that she’d gone too far. And though
there
wasn’t much to do about it that Saturday, Stella signed up to
take
the test again, and when the next testing day rolled around,
she
was sober and serious and pulled off a decent score.
Alternately,
there is the Stella Santos Suck- It- Up- You- Prude
Stamp
of Approval. That stamp has gotten me into more trouble
than I
care to list, including Stella’s brilliant idea
to wrap a house with
toilet
paper and stick maxi pads to the glass front door. What her
plan
didn’t include was the knowledge that said house belonged to a
policeman, who was not keen on being an
advertisement for Kotex.The stamps are a staple of their friendship, and no matter what... when a stamp is issued, you can't say no.
With that in mind, I'd like to present to you all The Dos and Don'ts of College, According to Dallas and Stella! See what gets approved and disapproved by our besties!
#1: 8 A.M. Psychology? You should...
#3: After spending the night with a guy, you....
Or try to anyway...
#4: Girls' Night Out! Grab your best friends so you can...
Try? Fail? Try again? Fail even harder?
#5: Your crush is out with another girl, but you're not the type to wallow in self pity. Instead...
Or don't...
#6: If you can't get into a club...
#7: To commemorate a special occasion (or just because you want to)....
Or not...
#8: Need some exercise? Try this...
#9: Hey, it worked for Bliss....
Not so much...
#10. When in doubt...
And... hate yourself.
(MAJOR thanks to Christine at I Heart Big Books for these amazing graphics!)
Want to find out if you're a Stella or a Dallas? Take the quiz!!
Then please feel free to share your favorite advice from above! Or come up with your own!
its fun.
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